I remember when I first joined tumblr I was like
cometomyshrine: kafere: And now I’m just like TUMBLR ALL DAY. EEEYUP.
i hate when light-haired girls are just sitting... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: when in reality they look like this: and i’m just sitting there like: BITCH PLEASE. This is a cool blog to follow
Kao's Epic Uke Muscles.
Kaosaurus: - uses uke muscles- Ehhh...
Kaosaurus: - dmgs self instead- D:
Kaosaurus: 2 dmg /=<
Zion cares about his woman's ass.
thekoolaidman: JUST TELL ME THIS
thekoolaidman: Is her ass okay?
celica: what do you mean? XD
thekoolaidman: IS HER ASS OKAY?
thekoolaidman: I don't care about the vaj, once the kids come, I know it's ruined
thekoolaidman: BUT IS THE ASS OKAY?!
celica: from a female perspective....yes. Yes it's just fine.
thekoolaidman: Okay, I applaud your effort then =D
celica: because you know...that's like the most important thing I keep my eyes on when I watch
celica: the preview
celica: I'm only being like....20% sarcastic there rofl
thekoolaidman: Damn straight!
Funny Texts from Liah #2
Liah: Omg wth >....
Celica: LMAAOO!! Omg really?? XD I mean really...how??? XDD
Liah: LOL yeahhh and I dunno >;
Liah: And I know this is gonna sound wrong but its really stuck in there >
Celica: LOL! XDDD
Liah: LOL xDD *cough*
Celica: Woot! :D Take that, evil toothpick splinter! How DARE you penetrate my Liah! >>
Liah: LOL omg xDDD
Funny Texts from Zion #7
Zion: This is super random but…while on my vacation trip, I found a snack machine, bought a Twix from it and somehow, it reminded me of you XD [Text received Dec 24, 2010 5:12 pm] **Some part of text missing** Zion: I’m sorry my dear sister for not telling you what I was doing o_o? And I have to say, that Twix was unnaturally delicious « [Text received Dec 24,...
Funny Texts from Liah #1
Liah: So I had this weird dream that we were all on a baseball team and we were called Los Frijoles LMAOOOO [Text received Dec 6, 2010 11:56 am] Celica: XDDD That is a great dream Liah: Isn’t it? XDDD I woke up and imagined us with a big bean on the front of our uniforms XD [Text received Dec 6, 2010 12:53 pm]
Funny Texts from Zion #6 - At the Library
Celica: Zion you’d better stay away from the “adult section” of the library… Zion: Like…the…Maxim/Playboy section? O_o XD I kid, don’t worry, I always avoid those books with the covers that have rose petals on a blanket and stuff » [Text received Nov 29, 2010 4:19 pm] Zion: Yeah I know XD. The various book covers with the shirtless...
If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you...– From Zion Hazard’s “Rules for Women”
Funny Texts from Zion #5
Zion: Yeah…this is off the record but…unless a woman is naked, her butt will always look bigger with clothes on ». Don’t ask how I know this o.o Zion: Well, that and bathing suits » [Received Nov 29, 2011 2:08 pm]
Funny Texts from Zion #4
Celica: I'm taking a class for work where we have to smell different types of drugs... xD
Zion: Whaaat?!...they...let you sniff coke and pot?...
Celica: LOL no...but they showed us different pictures...
Zion: I...see o.o. Wait, did they do a comparison of who was high and who wasn't XD?
Celica: No not really XD
Zion: Aww...if I were that cop, I'd be like "This is a picture of a normal person. THIS is a picture of someone after taking Ecstacy!" XDD
[Received Nov 15, 2010 1001 am]
Funny Texts from Zion #3
Celica: I’m just trying to give you some motivation, bro… Zion: Motivate me?! I think you mean blackmail into doing even MORE dangerous activities! And damn straight, I still can’t feel my legs from the first time! Zion: … That…didn’t come out right… [Received Nov 7, 2010 12:00 pm]
Funny Texts from Zion #2
Zion: You…you wouldn’t dare! D=<. You can brutalize me all you want, but you DO NOT mess with the motorcycle! If you do, some of your plushies might…DISAPPEAR! [Received Nov 7, 2010 11:48 am]
Where are you going, Zion?
*Dora the Explorer Style*
Liah: Where are you going?! To the True Badass Conference! *Map opens and shows large building with a large Rambo statue on top at the end*
Zion: Lmao what? o.o I'm kinda busy here at the True Badass Conference and all
Funny Texts from Zion #1
Oooh…I see…wait! Why hold back? D= I have no problems declaring my insecure brotherly love for you Q.Q. One sister already rejects my love damnit Q.Q
Forgive me my nonsense as I forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk...– Robert Frost