epic-humor:

(Source: gifdrome)

mysterycereal:

heyitsemele:

ssteampunkachu:

ehretha:

A tip from your favorite nurse

(that’d be me)

Always have eggs in your fridge

You just never know when someone will split their head open

Or cut their finger while cooking

And so on

See that membrane there?

While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

If you even need them that is

Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

You’re welcome.

holy shit that’s really rad

Bitchin’.

UNLESS THEY’RE ALLERGIC TO EGG OR THAT MIGHT FUCK THEM UP PRETTY BADLY, ESPECIALLY IF THERE’S RESIDUE ON THE MEMBRANE. LIKE, YOU AREN’T GOING TO HAVE TIME TO RINSE THAT SHIT IF THEY’RE GUSHING BLOOD. 

(Source: hobolunchbox)

meehighmeelo:

dracze:

jerk-bending:

megg33k:

laceyandthegreatpumpkin:

alfredknot:

Is it possible to be a fan of a fandom?

Reblog every time

I love this so fucking much

I’m not even in this fandom

I made a tumblr to reblog this gif.  Life complete.

ALWAYS REBLOG WATER TRIBE SWAG

This is over 250,000 notes.

…I am pleased

Let’s double it

(Source: cursedcrossofthedragon)

Bahahahahahaha! *hawaii person*

awesomephilia:

Beware the yolocalypse

(Source: octopussoir-)

Tony and his tech.

Times I wish I was Tony Stark…